Every bug is like a murder mystery.
You begin to suspect everyone,
but that never stops your program from crashing.
Still, if you could only recognize that sliver
of laughter you hear as the bits crumble …
Of course, the sound manager
is always one of the first casualities,
leaving you in the dark.
It’s too bad you can’t just skip to the end
to reveal the answer, like in a book.
That would be a bit déclassé,
But you’d sleep much better.